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Crunch answers: What’s the best (and worst) Christmas song?

Team Crunch are a Christmassy bunch. Like most cheery folks we love Christmas parties, Christmas presents, Christmas food, Christmas jumpers… the whole caboodle.


One thing you’ll have a really hard time getting our near-200 strong workforce to agree on though, is music. And when the festive season kicks in, we all tend to get a little bit more opinionated. Perhaps it’s all that port.


I personally run for cover at the sound of those opening bars from Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. Sure, it’s a well written, excellently performed ditty, but over the last few years I’ve heard it enough times that it could be considered a cruel and unusual punishment. My toes curl at the thought of it. Give me Reuben’s less-than-conventional “Christmas is Awesome” or Bad Religion’s surprisingly festive Christmas covers album any day.


I asked a few other Crunchers where they stood on Christmas hits and misses. Here’s what they revealed:




tom-mckiddie Tom McKiddie

Accountancy Services Manager


My favourite is Elton John’s “Step into Christmas”. I shouldn’t have to justify it… Legend! A very close second is “Little Drummer Boy” by Bowie and Crosby. The worst is “Santa Baby” – a truly awful song that was made even worse when Kylie did it.




tom-pearson Tom Pearson

Payroll Coordinator


Nat King Cole’s “Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire” is just a classic, sung amazingly, no more needs to be said. The worst? East 17 – “Stay Another Day”. The most cheesy 90’s pop video ever made. Just awful.


islam-aly Islam Aly

Accountant


I’m not the best person to comment on Christmas. However my favourite is the old traditional “Jingle Bells” song. Least fave, or let’s say the funniest, is “Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart”.


jenny-cartwright Jenny Cartwright

Technical Marketing Coordinator


“Blue Christmas” by Elvis Presley. Everyone loves a bit of misery at Christmas don’t they? My least favourite Christmas song is definitely Slade – “Merry Christmas Everybody”. The opening shriek literally sends shivers down my spine.


will-stapley Will Stapley

Managing Editor


The best one is “Alan Partridge in a Pear Tree”. Admittedly he never gets to the end, but in my mind that helps make it a classic. Worst one is East 17’s “Stay Another Day”. In so many ways, this song is truly awful. Doesn’t stop me singing along to it, though.


chloe-ali Chloe Ali

Accountant


Alma Cogan’s “Never Do A Tango With An Eskimo” is just annoying! When it plays in shops I want to put ear-muffs on! Frank Sinatra’s “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” is very special to me and always brings back great memories of Christmas time with my family. Plus the words say it all. Whether you have loved ones around or not; hopefully next year will be better and it gives hope to look forward to the new year.


img_7993 Claire Beveridge

Content Producer


“Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses is my favourite. Least favourite is probably “All I Want For Christmas” because it’s painfully over-played and makes me cringe inside. That being said, gimme a few large festival snowballs and I would get up and dance to it.


img_6890 Matt Beaumont

Copywriter


That “Christmas Time, Mistletoe and Wine” one makes me really angry. My favourite? Erm, probably “Christmas Time” by The Darkness.


ivan Ivan Overton

Advisor


Slade is so overplayed, definitely my least favourite. My favourite for comedy value is probably “Dominick the Donkey”.


pernille-hansen Pernille Hansen

Marketing Co-ordinator


My least favourite is definitely “All I Want for Christmas is You”, but even that’s still good when you’re drunk. “Fairytale of New York” is my favourite. That and “Marshmallow World” by Dean Martin.


stina Stina Laketwig

Client Payroll Co-ordinator


I heard a Justin Bieber Christmas song on the radio the other day, it was horrific! Sooo bad and cheesy. Just awful.


james-hobb James Hobbs

Assistant Accountant 


Best is easily “Fairytale of New York”! Worst has to be “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”.


nick-jackson Nick Jackson

Assistant Accountant 


Favourite is Slade – “Merry Xmas Everybody”. I haven’t really got a least-favourite. Mariah Carey gets played too much though. That or Wham!


img_2850-1000px Nick Wilkins

Semi-Senior Accountant


Mariah Carey’s is the dirt worst, haha!


paul-hazell

Paul Hazell

Product Owner


My favourite is Run DMC – “Christmas in Hollis”. That Cliff Richard one – “Mistletoe and Wine” is the worst one.


img_4116 Amy Fitter

Digital Designer


Best Christmas song ever is “Stop the Cavalry”. It’s so obnoxious and rubbish and I LOVE IT. Worst one is defo Diana Krall’s “Jingle Bells”… the end bit where it’s just crazy jazz improv and she says ‘I’m just crazy ’bout horses” makes me want to curl up in a ball and never celebrate Christmas again.  Worst part is it’s my Step-Dad’s favourite Christmas song, so he puts it on full blast. Hell.


Salesforce Lead Sarah Govier (yet to be photographed) identified her favourite as “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” , giving the edge to the one-and-only Frank Sinatra as Crunch’s favourite Christmas crooner, with the most favourable mentions.


Just as I was about to congratulate Mariah Carey on producing the worst Christmas song though, Sarah reminded me that this was a thing, for which I will never forgive her.



Let this be a reminder that no matter how terrible the music on the radio might be, there is always something worse out there.


From all of us at Crunch, have a ahem ‘cheeky’ Christmas.

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